Taylor Swift has recently released her eleventh studio album, "The Tortured Poets Department." As a wannabe music critic and semi-intelligent Thursday Detention writer, I have decided to review this album.
First of all, I have to say the album sounds very high-quality. However, this is to be expected of any Taylor Swift album. Taylor Swift has millions of dollars to spend on making her album and access to any producer she wants, and she makes this. TAYLOR SWIFT IS A SELF-MADE ICON AND IS AN INSPIRATION FOR ALL THE HARD WORK AND DEDICATION SHE HAS PUT INTO HER CAREER!!! I say ordinary because I really feel Taylor Swift is losing any memorability or uniqueness in her music recently. "The Tortured Poets Department" is just as boring to listen to as Midnights. For example, the most interesting part of her song Fortnite, is not when Taylor Swift is singing, but when Post Malone gets to sing two lines solo. I understand why none of her songs on this album were released as singles, because none of them are interesting enough to stand on their own. That’s not to say I didn’t like any of the songs, my favorite track is Guilty as Sin, and I actually enjoyed listening to it. However, there isn’t much compelling me to relisten to it or any other tracks on this album. TTPD IS TAYLORS #1 ALBUM!!! SHE DOES IT AGAIN!! ALBUM OF THE YEAR?? THE SONGWRITING?? THE DRAMA?? JOE?? EVERY TRACK IS SOOO GOOD!!! Now Taylor is 2/2 on making really average albums, which is quite disappointing considering she is one of the biggest singers in the world. In my opinion, she has become quite artistically comfortable, choosing to work with Jack Antonoff again and not really trying anything new musically. JACK ANTONOFF + TAYLOR SWIFT ARE UNSTOPPABLE!! THE BEST OUT THERE RIGHT NOW!! Overall, It just seems like Taylor Swift is on a general downtrend these days. Her music is not getting better than what it was 5-10 years ago, and her image as a feminist and being relatable to the general public is clearly fake. She is consistently praised for being a bare minimum feminist activist, and her carbon emissions from her private jet flights give her a carbon footprint over 500 times bigger than the average american’s. TAYLOR SWIFT IS A ROLE MODEL FOR WOMEN AROUND THE WORLD!! NO ONE ELSE IS DOING WHAT SHE’S DOING IN THE MUSIC INDUSTRY!! HAVE YOU LISTENED TO THE MAN??
Overall, maybe Taylor Swift is right, we should declare that Charlie Puth should be a bigger artist (than Taylor) At least he didn’t date write the lyric “Touch me while your bros play Grand Theft Auto”
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