3 Things More TOXIC Than the Westridge Smell
1. The workload
No shocker here. Homework is overrunning the student bodies’ mental health and lives! Work kicks families and friendships to the curb. It takes the place of girlfriends. Oh yeah and the guy ones, too.
Off you go again with the
"My work won't let me go out sorry."
"Sorry, my work didn't let me sleep last night."
“My work doesn't like it when I have time to myself."
"My work doesn't let me see my friends or family."
That’s called an unhealthy relationship. And I know you know this because you learned it in HD.
And so, study body has dissolved into a weeping, stressed-out mess all because of their relationship – or more realistically – situationship with the Westridge workload
2. The athletics department
Oh, but workload wasn't enough. Now let's slap on those physical related extracurriculars! Not only are student athletes run ragged, but they can't even display their banners without a coach horn height humiliation. Not a student athlete? HA! Good luck with that “free”. You get to be harassed and demeaned by the esteemed PE opportunities. Name one person who hasn't been scorned by Sue Sylvester and her squad of Becky's. Say her name three times in the mirror and I've heard horrors are sure to appear! If you even just speak their names, the students of Westridge start frothing at the mouth like rapid animals.
And the topmost toxic (by kesha) goes to...
So, watch your back.
Or you might have a toxic acid slushie splashed straight in your face.
Yours truly,
Bee Stew
1. The workload
No shocker here. Homework is overrunning the student bodies’ mental health and lives! Work kicks families and friendships to the curb. It takes the place of girlfriends. Oh yeah and the guy ones, too.
Off you go again with the
"My work won't let me go out sorry."
"Sorry, my work didn't let me sleep last night."
“My work doesn't like it when I have time to myself."
"My work doesn't let me see my friends or family."
That’s called an unhealthy relationship. And I know you know this because you learned it in HD.
And so, study body has dissolved into a weeping, stressed-out mess all because of their relationship – or more realistically – situationship with the Westridge workload
2. The athletics department
Oh, but workload wasn't enough. Now let's slap on those physical related extracurriculars! Not only are student athletes run ragged, but they can't even display their banners without a coach horn height humiliation. Not a student athlete? HA! Good luck with that “free”. You get to be harassed and demeaned by the esteemed PE opportunities. Name one person who hasn't been scorned by Sue Sylvester and her squad of Becky's. Say her name three times in the mirror and I've heard horrors are sure to appear! If you even just speak their names, the students of Westridge start frothing at the mouth like rapid animals.
And the topmost toxic (by kesha) goes to...
- The student body
So, watch your back.
Or you might have a toxic acid slushie splashed straight in your face.
Yours truly,
Bee Stew
