Although I consider myself a Christmas enthusiast, I never seem to turn on a Christmas movie. I’m more of a rom-com fan myself and would much rather see 2008-era James Marsden wet from the rain singing in a bar, or Heath Ledger serenading Julia Stiles on the soccer field. But because of my lack of Christmas movie knowledge, I thought I’d take a jab at predicting the plot of these famous Christmas movies, solely based on their posters. 
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So, considering this is Will Ferrell, and he looks like an underpaid department store employee playing dress up, I’m guessing this is about a man who escapes the psych ward and starts terrorizing children on the streets of New York City (it's always New York City). This goes on through all of December, until Santa shoots him down on his sleigh the night of Christmas Eve, and NYC has a peaceful Xmas morning. The end.
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Ok, I know what’s going on here. Look at that girl’s smug face! That’s the look of a face that’s going to overtake the hierarchy of Santa Claus. Santa Claus probably runs an evil dictatorship in this movie, and the “Miracle” is this little girl coming to save their town (probably NYC again, because Christmas only exists in NYC) by staging a coup to save the world from evil Santa. The twist is that she takes over as the new leader and becomes an evil dictator herself, but she’s impaled by one of Santa’s reindeer (most likely, Vixen).
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Is this the one Trump is in? This poor kid looks like he’s being harassed by those two homeless men. I think this kid is Christmas shopping with his family and then gets harassed by the two homeless guys. They follow the kid home, and stalk him day and night, leaving little Christmas treats to lure him out. Then on Christmas Eve, they STRIKE! Full on Grinch the place, stealing all the decorations, and the kid is horrified like in the poster. But who is there to save the day? No one other than Donald Trump. Trump replaces all the Christmas decorations and offers a free stay at the Trump Hotel, all for the low low price of pre-registering as a Republican. Although the kid’s only 8, he takes him up on the offer and he rides a Cybertruck into the distance.
 
Ok, that’s all. Give me more movies to guess the plot of for the next TD editions. THX.
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