The Potties of Westridge: Ranked
by Porcelain Floridian and Star
The absolute truth on the rankings of Westridge bathrooms.
Our qualifications? We are frequent first and second stall users who often visit the bathrooms between classes, lunches, and during G Block. Each of us individually uses certain bathrooms more than others, providing different points of views and opinions collected into this flawless list. The rankings are so:
14. Science Building - teacher’s
· Terrifying
· Once attempted to go in but there was a weird second door
· Math teachers everywhere
13. Lower School
· Stinky
· Actual poop in the toilets
· Weirdly yellow?
· Girl power :/
12. Gym
· Dingy
· Chance you’ll see people changing (that is bad)
· Sinks don’t work
· Stinks
11. Rothenburg Middle - multi
· Bearably stinky
· Too many people
· Too many smells
· Flushing :(
· The sink across from the stall I love to use is bad and I have to move over one sink every time because I always forget
10. Braun
· Looks like serial killer bathroom
· What if it doesn’t lock
· Light switch outside???
· Have to pass through Braun
9. Mudd
· Recently renovated (looks good)
· Emergency pads and tampons
· Private
· Not private enough to poop
· Chance to pass a middle schooler
8. Main Building
· Leaky toilet
· Weird windows at the sinks
· Flushing :(
· Door is squeaky and might hit you
· Hallway is creepy
· Chance to run into teachers
7. Rothenburg Upper
· Nauseating
· Quiet
· Good to poop in (privacy)
· Good if you don’t want anyone else around
· Flushing :(
· Good view on the way
6. Dance Multistall
· Why is that one stall so deep
· Lock is broken
· Doors don’t close all the way
· Sometimes lights are broken
· That one stall in the back is my home
5. Rothenburg Middle - single
· Okay place to cry but smells
· Feel guilty because everyone waits for you
· What if it isn’t locked
· Large chance to run into teachers/commons staff
· Stinky
· Flushing :)
4. Dance Onestall
· Best place to cry
· Chance to run into teacher
3. Science Building - upper
· Very private
· Good place to pee between classes
· Recently very busy
· Small
· The toilets run sometimes
· The seat was broken in the second stall
· Chance to pass math teacher
2. Science Lower
· Top tier
· Good place to pee right before F Block/B Block Math
· Usually private
· Toilets break sometimes
· Small
1. PAC!
· Top Tier
· Great place to create songs
· Lots of stalls (good)
You're welcome,
Porcelain Floridian and Star
Our qualifications? We are frequent first and second stall users who often visit the bathrooms between classes, lunches, and during G Block. Each of us individually uses certain bathrooms more than others, providing different points of views and opinions collected into this flawless list. The rankings are so:
14. Science Building - teacher’s
· Terrifying
· Once attempted to go in but there was a weird second door
· Math teachers everywhere
13. Lower School
· Stinky
· Actual poop in the toilets
· Weirdly yellow?
· Girl power :/
12. Gym
· Dingy
· Chance you’ll see people changing (that is bad)
· Sinks don’t work
· Stinks
11. Rothenburg Middle - multi
· Bearably stinky
· Too many people
· Too many smells
· Flushing :(
· The sink across from the stall I love to use is bad and I have to move over one sink every time because I always forget
10. Braun
· Looks like serial killer bathroom
· What if it doesn’t lock
· Light switch outside???
· Have to pass through Braun
9. Mudd
· Recently renovated (looks good)
· Emergency pads and tampons
· Private
· Not private enough to poop
· Chance to pass a middle schooler
8. Main Building
· Leaky toilet
· Weird windows at the sinks
· Flushing :(
· Door is squeaky and might hit you
· Hallway is creepy
· Chance to run into teachers
7. Rothenburg Upper
· Nauseating
· Quiet
· Good to poop in (privacy)
· Good if you don’t want anyone else around
· Flushing :(
· Good view on the way
6. Dance Multistall
· Why is that one stall so deep
· Lock is broken
· Doors don’t close all the way
· Sometimes lights are broken
· That one stall in the back is my home
5. Rothenburg Middle - single
· Okay place to cry but smells
· Feel guilty because everyone waits for you
· What if it isn’t locked
· Large chance to run into teachers/commons staff
· Stinky
· Flushing :)
4. Dance Onestall
· Best place to cry
· Chance to run into teacher
3. Science Building - upper
· Very private
· Good place to pee between classes
· Recently very busy
· Small
· The toilets run sometimes
· The seat was broken in the second stall
· Chance to pass math teacher
2. Science Lower
· Top tier
· Good place to pee right before F Block/B Block Math
· Usually private
· Toilets break sometimes
· Small
1. PAC!
· Top Tier
· Great place to create songs
· Lots of stalls (good)
You're welcome,
Porcelain Floridian and Star
