As our time in quarantine approaches nine months, the poor candy bars in dear Ms. Coker’s office are forced to fend for their lives. With the current squirrel uprising on our dreary, desolate campus, the wellbeing and safety of the office candy is being threatened. Is the candy army strong enough? Have alliances been formed? Who will survive?
Without the brave and benevolent Ms. Coker there to protect them, the Laffy Taffys and Snickers fear that they will fall prey to the evil squirrels. They have seen many a good comrade from Mr. Baldwin’s candy stache land in the tiny clutches of the rabid squirrels. Using their high tech intercom system, Ms. Coker’s candies frequently call for backup, as more of their troops melt and their wrappers decay. At this time, they look to their youth as future recruits for their growing army, as they will need all the protection they can get. The Coker Candy Cooperative can only hope that Ms. Coker’s desk is tall enough, and that the office door is strong enough to hold back these bullies that torment the Westridge candy population. Could this year get any worse?
Without the brave and benevolent Ms. Coker there to protect them, the Laffy Taffys and Snickers fear that they will fall prey to the evil squirrels. They have seen many a good comrade from Mr. Baldwin’s candy stache land in the tiny clutches of the rabid squirrels. Using their high tech intercom system, Ms. Coker’s candies frequently call for backup, as more of their troops melt and their wrappers decay. At this time, they look to their youth as future recruits for their growing army, as they will need all the protection they can get. The Coker Candy Cooperative can only hope that Ms. Coker’s desk is tall enough, and that the office door is strong enough to hold back these bullies that torment the Westridge candy population. Could this year get any worse?
