5.6: FIRST EDITION OF THE YEAR
Hello, all.
This is my, Mia, aka MUMP's, first Thursday Detention edition as editor. I hope I did not disappoint. If you feel so inclined to throw something at me, please make it be Trolli Sour Gummy worms. I would take a beating for those.
Your hardworking Thursday Detention writers have pumped out incredible articles to start this year out strong, such as a plea for the restoration of our vending machine, a bold confessional about the time they got kicked out of Popping Yolk before returning to clog their toilet, and some conspiracy theories about our institution. We hope these pieces will inspire you to branch away and grow apart or whatever the ASB theme is this year. Although Ms. Coker facilitates the funding for this site, I will not allow her overseeing of ASB to affect our very biased reporting on those suspicious student leaders. What does ASB stand for, anyway?
Please enjoy this edition. Feel free to submit any grievances into that mailbox outside Mr. Baldwin's office.
-Mia
This is my, Mia, aka MUMP's, first Thursday Detention edition as editor. I hope I did not disappoint. If you feel so inclined to throw something at me, please make it be Trolli Sour Gummy worms. I would take a beating for those.
Your hardworking Thursday Detention writers have pumped out incredible articles to start this year out strong, such as a plea for the restoration of our vending machine, a bold confessional about the time they got kicked out of Popping Yolk before returning to clog their toilet, and some conspiracy theories about our institution. We hope these pieces will inspire you to branch away and grow apart or whatever the ASB theme is this year. Although Ms. Coker facilitates the funding for this site, I will not allow her overseeing of ASB to affect our very biased reporting on those suspicious student leaders. What does ASB stand for, anyway?
Please enjoy this edition. Feel free to submit any grievances into that mailbox outside Mr. Baldwin's office.
-Mia