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Every year, the senior class agrees on a Halloween costume to collectively wear. This year, even online, seniors were excited to hold on to a last shred of normalcy and decide on a costume (to be determined)--but what costumes did they reject? Here’s our insight:
Every year, the senior class agrees on a Halloween costume to collectively wear. This year, even online, seniors were excited to hold on to a last shred of normalcy and decide on a costume (to be determined)--but what costumes did they reject? Here’s our insight:
- Great Birnam Woods from Macbeth
- Shane from the L Word
- Australians
- Sexy Gandalf
- Sexy Number 2 Pencil
- Sexy.
- Main hall stairs
- Sports Fans
- Willa Greenstone (Or: potential couples costume - Socrates and Ms. Greenstone)
- Various shades of khaki
- Members of the British Parliament
- The Canadian National ice hockey team
- Pirates
- Half of us crown moldings, the rest teeth
- Pliers
- One John Proctor (everyone else is Abigail)
- Famous Canadians (oxymoron)
- Alf
- Odysseus
- Merida from Brave