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Discarded Senior Costume Ideas
By soup
Rating: MS

Disclaimer: all claims made in this article are fictional.

Every year, the senior class agrees on a Halloween costume to collectively wear. This year, even online, seniors were excited to hold on to a last shred of normalcy and decide on a costume (to be determined)--but what costumes did they reject? Here’s our insight:

  1. Great Birnam Woods from Macbeth
  2. Shane from the L Word
  3. Australians 
  4. Sexy Gandalf
  5. Sexy Number 2 Pencil
  6. Sexy.
  7. Main hall stairs
  8. Sports Fans
  9. Willa Greenstone (Or: potential couples costume - Socrates and Ms. Greenstone)
  10. Various shades of khaki 
  11. Members of the British Parliament 
  12. The Canadian National ice hockey team
  13. Pirates
  14. Half of us crown moldings, the rest teeth
  15. Pliers
  16. One John Proctor (everyone else is Abigail) 
  17.  Famous Canadians (oxymoron) 
  18. Alf 
  19. Odysseus
  20. Merida from Brave
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