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On Sunday morning, November 8th, legendary Jeopardy host Alex Trebek passed away. News of Trebek’s death spread around the world in a matter of seconds, with his motherland of Canada organizing a country-wide game of Jeopardy in his honor. What the world did not expect, however, was for the Jeopardy thinking music to immediately be broadcasted on every last television, news station, and tsunami alert speaker around the globe.
We caught up with Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau, who said, “In Canada, we are mourning Trebek’s death as if it were my own. He was just as influential and vital to our Canadian democracy as I, and we are so sowry to lose such a wonderful Canadian icon. Now that we’ve lost our only claim to fame, I guess it’s time to ramp up our branding on maple syrup.” Trudeau was instrumental in the global Jeopardy thinking music concert, reaching out to NATO in the early hours of Sunday and requesting they hack digital interfaces worldwide to play said music.
A Parisian who preferred to remain anonymous said, “I was taking a whiz in front of my local cafe and was interrupted mid-stream by the deafening sound of the Jeopardy thinking music. A quaint string instrument quartet began to play it right next to me and I was simply moved to tears.”
In Japan, a commercial fisherman was reeling in a giant tuna when he heard the tune playing from a nearby tsunami alert speaker. “At first I thought I was a goner, but then I received word of Trebek’s death and understood the message. My freshly-caught tuna and I both took a knee -- it was just the right thing to do.”
The music has continued across the world since Trebek’s death, with no indication of ceasing. Canadian news sources tell us that the music will play until a new Jeopardy host is acquired. The Supreme Court recently passed a constitutional amendment barring Steve Harvey from hosting any more game shows, so it looks like we’ve got a long couple of weeks ahead of us.
To leave you with Prime Minister Trudeau’s words, “We just REALLY want people to remember Trebek’s legacy. Your ears won’t get a break until we properly pay homage to one of the best men the world has ever seen.”
On Sunday morning, November 8th, legendary Jeopardy host Alex Trebek passed away. News of Trebek’s death spread around the world in a matter of seconds, with his motherland of Canada organizing a country-wide game of Jeopardy in his honor. What the world did not expect, however, was for the Jeopardy thinking music to immediately be broadcasted on every last television, news station, and tsunami alert speaker around the globe.
We caught up with Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau, who said, “In Canada, we are mourning Trebek’s death as if it were my own. He was just as influential and vital to our Canadian democracy as I, and we are so sowry to lose such a wonderful Canadian icon. Now that we’ve lost our only claim to fame, I guess it’s time to ramp up our branding on maple syrup.” Trudeau was instrumental in the global Jeopardy thinking music concert, reaching out to NATO in the early hours of Sunday and requesting they hack digital interfaces worldwide to play said music.
A Parisian who preferred to remain anonymous said, “I was taking a whiz in front of my local cafe and was interrupted mid-stream by the deafening sound of the Jeopardy thinking music. A quaint string instrument quartet began to play it right next to me and I was simply moved to tears.”
In Japan, a commercial fisherman was reeling in a giant tuna when he heard the tune playing from a nearby tsunami alert speaker. “At first I thought I was a goner, but then I received word of Trebek’s death and understood the message. My freshly-caught tuna and I both took a knee -- it was just the right thing to do.”
The music has continued across the world since Trebek’s death, with no indication of ceasing. Canadian news sources tell us that the music will play until a new Jeopardy host is acquired. The Supreme Court recently passed a constitutional amendment barring Steve Harvey from hosting any more game shows, so it looks like we’ve got a long couple of weeks ahead of us.
To leave you with Prime Minister Trudeau’s words, “We just REALLY want people to remember Trebek’s legacy. Your ears won’t get a break until we properly pay homage to one of the best men the world has ever seen.”