Decide what she looks like (this is the most important step)
Whether a love interest, side character, or mother (the only options, obviously), your “woman” needs to look the part. Make sure everyone knows she’s naturally beautiful: mentioning her flowing hair or fantastic thighs can be a great way to distract the reader instead coming up with, you know, emotions and stuff. If she’s over the age of 27, mention that she was beautiful in her youth.
Important features:
Save time and effort by making her ~mysterious~
Who needs a “nuanced” ““character”” when you can just cut all her lines by making her shy, fierce, or mysterious? No need for a backstory or anything. It’s much sexier to have an enigmatic object of desire than a real person with feelings and a past!
Make her good at things, but not as good as your male protagonist
Well, duh. Maybe she’s a good hand at a sword, kind of smart, or knows some magic. Just make sure the main character has no trouble beating her in any competition. She should also be utterly incapable of ever defending herself so the hero can save her.
Impractical outfit
How would she ride a horse in a flowing skirt? We may never know. But be sure that whatever she does, she looks good while doing it. Try a tit window or crop-top armor for extra pizazz!
Did I mention the boobs?
A helpful way to decide if now is a good time to describe her bouncing bosoms is that if the page has an odd or even number, it definitely is. The more creative your comparisons, the better. And remember that breasts are always bouncing. Always.
Whether a love interest, side character, or mother (the only options, obviously), your “woman” needs to look the part. Make sure everyone knows she’s naturally beautiful: mentioning her flowing hair or fantastic thighs can be a great way to distract the reader instead coming up with, you know, emotions and stuff. If she’s over the age of 27, mention that she was beautiful in her youth.
Important features:
- Eyes: can be blue, green, or grey (if she’s emo)
- Hair: very shiny. Flows even when wet. Should be long and lightly wavy
- Lips: red; floral
- Limbs: willowy, even if she’s supposedly really buff (women do not have muscles)
- Boobs: so many possibilities! Probably the most important one, so make sure to mention them every couple of pages. (see my affiliate guide: Visible Nipples & Fruit Comparisons: Your Guide to Authentic Boobs!)
- All the other features: if you want to spice up your writing, talk about how alluring any random part of her body is. Just remember they should all be delicate and soft!
- Caucasian (always): she’s already a woman; she can’t be TWO not normal things!
Save time and effort by making her ~mysterious~
Who needs a “nuanced” ““character”” when you can just cut all her lines by making her shy, fierce, or mysterious? No need for a backstory or anything. It’s much sexier to have an enigmatic object of desire than a real person with feelings and a past!
Make her good at things, but not as good as your male protagonist
Well, duh. Maybe she’s a good hand at a sword, kind of smart, or knows some magic. Just make sure the main character has no trouble beating her in any competition. She should also be utterly incapable of ever defending herself so the hero can save her.
Impractical outfit
How would she ride a horse in a flowing skirt? We may never know. But be sure that whatever she does, she looks good while doing it. Try a tit window or crop-top armor for extra pizazz!
Did I mention the boobs?
A helpful way to decide if now is a good time to describe her bouncing bosoms is that if the page has an odd or even number, it definitely is. The more creative your comparisons, the better. And remember that breasts are always bouncing. Always.