As our academic year draws on, everyone is starting to find ways to procure an identity, even though the only thing visible is your upper body and your mom’s office. Teams backgrounds are not only a privacy precaution, they are a conversation starter, a way to show who you truly are and what you value in life. This is what yours says about you (according to scientifically-backed analysis):

Landscape or Oceanscape

​I already know you carry your books in a roller bag. People might scorn you for this, but you understand the true convenience of towing your academic life behind you. You love the sound of it thumping down long flights of stairs; you may appear quiet, but you have a presence. You have something to say in this world. You probably seem shy in everyday life, but when you are set free in the woods or whatever environment you feel most familiar with, you are always down to party. You are secretly good at juggling. This is a fact.

Teams-Provided Background or Blurred Background

You most likely want some excitement in your life, but not too much. You enjoy being around people, but your ideal environment is with a small group of close friends. You value your alone time and probably watched Grey’s Anatomy at some point in your life. You fall asleep during class a lot, and math online is really not your thing. You are quite possibly an earth sign, or a teacher that just wants to be cool but can’t figure out how to download their own image.

Westridge-Provided Background

You are an administrator.

Interactive Background

If your background makes you look like you’re wearing a wig or a part of a videogame, you are a hoot and a half. You’re a nerd, a history buff, or a former Harry Potter fan, and you definitely read Shel Silverstein’s Falling Up in your youth. You thought you were the child of Athena, Artemis, or Apollo during your Percy Jackson phase (don’t lie; I know you had one).

Thursday-Detention-Provided Background

You are the realest, truest fan of the world’s most highly-rated publication. You value facts, truth, and unity above all else. You voted for Biden, and your favorite ice cream flavor is Rocky Road. I would give you a hug if it didn't mean certain death for us both.