As we continue to quarantine, it’s time to dig deep as architectural geniuses. This time in isolation should give us a moment to open our eyes to the wonders and potential of our classrooms. Below, we’ve outlined a few alternative uses of the classrooms we miss so much.
1. The Mudd Room 2
If you were a middle schooler at Westridge, you would know the joy of the stuffy Mudd pit covered in stained brown carpet, yogas, and child grime. While many enjoy using this pit to do homework and lay on bean bags, this space could be used for so much more. Some examples include: a petting zoo (because why not), a swimming pool for the swim team to use (one by one), a pit of mud.
2. EC20
We’ve seen man lunch in EC20 for so long it’s become a rite of passage. Anyone who has had class in EC20 before lunch looks for Mr. Harrison inconspicuously peeking into the room with his bowl of salad. So, for the sake of keeping this beloved Westridge tradition always and forever, EC20 will NOT have any other purpose but to be the man lunchroom. It will be reserved for man lunch and man lunch (munch?) only.
3. The Blackbox
This one doesn’t need much explanation. In fact, we think this one deserves as little explanation as possible. The Blackbox should be a nightclub. That’s all.
4. The Tree House
Have you ever wondered where Ms. St. John is? Yeah, us too. Often times, she just leaves and no one knows where she goes. However, an anonymous whistleblower informed us that the elusive Ms. St. John has an animal sanctuary somewhere. It’s incredibly mysterious. We suggest that the Treehouse double as her animal farm so that we can confirm this rumor.
5. Ms. Mcgregor’s Office
Not many people have seen the wonders of Ms. Mcgregor’s office. Those who have don’t have much to say except for the fact that it’s stunning. Alternatively, Ms. Mcgregor’s office could be a five-star bed and breakfast. It is spacious and comfortable enough to accommodate at least two families of four, and the couches would make for an excellent rest stop.
6. The Community Room
Have you ever seen Kashmir’s outfit and wondered “Where do I get that outfit?” We applaud Kashmir for her groundbreaking style, and thus suggest that the Community Room should instead serve the community by becoming one grand walk in closet for all of Kashmir's sequin clothing.
1. The Mudd Room 2
If you were a middle schooler at Westridge, you would know the joy of the stuffy Mudd pit covered in stained brown carpet, yogas, and child grime. While many enjoy using this pit to do homework and lay on bean bags, this space could be used for so much more. Some examples include: a petting zoo (because why not), a swimming pool for the swim team to use (one by one), a pit of mud.
2. EC20
We’ve seen man lunch in EC20 for so long it’s become a rite of passage. Anyone who has had class in EC20 before lunch looks for Mr. Harrison inconspicuously peeking into the room with his bowl of salad. So, for the sake of keeping this beloved Westridge tradition always and forever, EC20 will NOT have any other purpose but to be the man lunchroom. It will be reserved for man lunch and man lunch (munch?) only.
3. The Blackbox
This one doesn’t need much explanation. In fact, we think this one deserves as little explanation as possible. The Blackbox should be a nightclub. That’s all.
4. The Tree House
Have you ever wondered where Ms. St. John is? Yeah, us too. Often times, she just leaves and no one knows where she goes. However, an anonymous whistleblower informed us that the elusive Ms. St. John has an animal sanctuary somewhere. It’s incredibly mysterious. We suggest that the Treehouse double as her animal farm so that we can confirm this rumor.
5. Ms. Mcgregor’s Office
Not many people have seen the wonders of Ms. Mcgregor’s office. Those who have don’t have much to say except for the fact that it’s stunning. Alternatively, Ms. Mcgregor’s office could be a five-star bed and breakfast. It is spacious and comfortable enough to accommodate at least two families of four, and the couches would make for an excellent rest stop.
6. The Community Room
Have you ever seen Kashmir’s outfit and wondered “Where do I get that outfit?” We applaud Kashmir for her groundbreaking style, and thus suggest that the Community Room should instead serve the community by becoming one grand walk in closet for all of Kashmir's sequin clothing.