It's no secret that we've all been having strange dreams during quarantine. So, we asked you all to submit your weirdest quarandreams one more time! Check out issue 1.3 for the first edition :)
I dreamed that Wendy Williams got a breast reduction and asked my opinion on it.
I dreamed that for Marlborough graduation, they gave each student a piece of Wales and displaced the native Welsh people. They were all pretty blonde teenage girls, and I felt bad for them.
I dreamed that I went back to my elementary school to visit, and all the admissions reps from colleges I’m applying to were playing basketball in the gym. I wanted to impress them, but I’m horrible at basketball, so I was conflicted about whether or not to play. I tried to ask Mrs. O’Grady what to do, but she was in the middle of a layup and ignored me.
I dreamed that Trump asked my mom to organize his wedding, and she made it “Classy Ugly” themed. There was this outdoor chapel that reminded me of the Vegas Elvis chapel, and my mom got him a wedding gift that said something along the lines of “You got voted out! Start running!” She had these little ugly statues placed around the dinner table. I had to sit next to Trump, and we were supposed to hold hands to say a blessing to pray before we ate, but I just glared at him.
I dreamed that I was put in charge of killing Mufasa.
I dreamed that I dreamed that I was in a Lyft with a very outdoorsy/hunter-gatherer family that had adopted me, and we had to forage in the woods for food. We turned off the 134 freeway into a beautiful valley and walked up into the mountains. My “brother” and I came across a frozen lake. He ran over the ice to steal a boat that just happened to be there, but in the process he scared some ducks away, and I took their eggs. When we got back, the mom of the family made me eat the raw duck eggs to prove that I had grit.
I dreamed that I dreamed that my shower wouldn’t turn off and it flooded the entire apartment complex. Anne Hathaway lived in the room under mine, and I told my friends in the dream that it was cool to see someone so famous fixing their own plumbing.
I dreamed that I brought two of my friends to a job interview, and they kept telling the interviewer things I had forgotten about. The room looked like a doctor’s office, and I kept knocking over beakers because I was wearing a big coat. There were around 50 other people there and only 4 interviewers. In the first round of interviews, the interviewers ran around asking interview questions and giving the kids 30 seconds to answer before going to the next one.
I dreamed that I went to an info session for my top choice school, and they showed a promotional video where the students were replaced with shitake mushrooms.
I dreamed that the admissions process for my ED school took a week because they had to “count votes” starting on December 15th. The entire evaluative process was public, and you could watch John King explain it on CNN. He said there could be no path to my success without Nevada.
I dreamed that Wendy Williams got a breast reduction and asked my opinion on it.
I dreamed that for Marlborough graduation, they gave each student a piece of Wales and displaced the native Welsh people. They were all pretty blonde teenage girls, and I felt bad for them.
I dreamed that I went back to my elementary school to visit, and all the admissions reps from colleges I’m applying to were playing basketball in the gym. I wanted to impress them, but I’m horrible at basketball, so I was conflicted about whether or not to play. I tried to ask Mrs. O’Grady what to do, but she was in the middle of a layup and ignored me.
I dreamed that Trump asked my mom to organize his wedding, and she made it “Classy Ugly” themed. There was this outdoor chapel that reminded me of the Vegas Elvis chapel, and my mom got him a wedding gift that said something along the lines of “You got voted out! Start running!” She had these little ugly statues placed around the dinner table. I had to sit next to Trump, and we were supposed to hold hands to say a blessing to pray before we ate, but I just glared at him.
I dreamed that I was put in charge of killing Mufasa.
I dreamed that I dreamed that I was in a Lyft with a very outdoorsy/hunter-gatherer family that had adopted me, and we had to forage in the woods for food. We turned off the 134 freeway into a beautiful valley and walked up into the mountains. My “brother” and I came across a frozen lake. He ran over the ice to steal a boat that just happened to be there, but in the process he scared some ducks away, and I took their eggs. When we got back, the mom of the family made me eat the raw duck eggs to prove that I had grit.
I dreamed that I dreamed that my shower wouldn’t turn off and it flooded the entire apartment complex. Anne Hathaway lived in the room under mine, and I told my friends in the dream that it was cool to see someone so famous fixing their own plumbing.
I dreamed that I brought two of my friends to a job interview, and they kept telling the interviewer things I had forgotten about. The room looked like a doctor’s office, and I kept knocking over beakers because I was wearing a big coat. There were around 50 other people there and only 4 interviewers. In the first round of interviews, the interviewers ran around asking interview questions and giving the kids 30 seconds to answer before going to the next one.
I dreamed that I went to an info session for my top choice school, and they showed a promotional video where the students were replaced with shitake mushrooms.
I dreamed that the admissions process for my ED school took a week because they had to “count votes” starting on December 15th. The entire evaluative process was public, and you could watch John King explain it on CNN. He said there could be no path to my success without Nevada.