Disclaimer: all claims made in this article are fictional.
Since the beginning of quarantine, we’ve been on our screens more than we are used to. The migraines and blurry vision started in the middle of week two, and since then, students and teachers alike have been on the hunt for a remedy. For those of you just waking up from a nine-month hibernation, here is an in-depth analysis of whether or not you should invest in blue light glasses.
The common concern blue light glasses buyers face is that the formula doesn’t have any scientific backing and that the whole thing is just a placebo. Thursday Detention puts this idea to the test. We took a sample of 200,000 high school students across the United States. We gave half of them blue light glasses, and the other half got fake glasses molded and carefully carved out of cane sugar to act as a placebo.
After three months of consistent feedback from the subjects of our research, the TD Research Team concluded that blue light glasses are, in fact, effective in preventing headaches and eye pain. However, the sugar glasses surprised researchers. They were found to not only entirely eliminate all screen-time-related ailments but also reduce risk of heart failure, cancer, and COVID-19. Armed with this groundbreaking discovery, TD plans to launch a luxury sugar eyewear line in the coming months.
The common concern blue light glasses buyers face is that the formula doesn’t have any scientific backing and that the whole thing is just a placebo. Thursday Detention puts this idea to the test. We took a sample of 200,000 high school students across the United States. We gave half of them blue light glasses, and the other half got fake glasses molded and carefully carved out of cane sugar to act as a placebo.
After three months of consistent feedback from the subjects of our research, the TD Research Team concluded that blue light glasses are, in fact, effective in preventing headaches and eye pain. However, the sugar glasses surprised researchers. They were found to not only entirely eliminate all screen-time-related ailments but also reduce risk of heart failure, cancer, and COVID-19. Armed with this groundbreaking discovery, TD plans to launch a luxury sugar eyewear line in the coming months.