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Carlisle and Edward are in Love
​​By soup
Rating: HS

We looked deeply into the Twilight universe, poring over it’s pages and off-color cinema to once and for all come to a conclusion about the Jacob vs. Edward dispute. While we now have a definitive conclusion, our findings might alarm you. 
Carlisle.
Some evidence:
  • The scene where Carlisle’s head is chopped off and Edward runs in slow motion towards him
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Edward looking at Carlisle
  • We analyzed his expression using some high tech equipment and found that this is the most sincere, raw, and well acted emotion Robert Pattinson has ever achieved, demonstrating Edward’s affections. ​
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Edward looking at Bella
  • Need I say more. ​

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