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Senior Confessions
​​By the whole staff
Rating: HS

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As you are probably aware, Westridge Spyglass conducts a search for senior confessions each year. Fortunately, we decided to do the same this year, but with a twist. We have collected senior confessions from current Westridge seniors and compiled them below. The catch is that they are grouped with a myriad of fake confessions, too. If you can guess the real ones, we’ll Venmo you $5!

“I kicked a Westridge squirrel.”

“I snuck out all the time sophomore year. Just used the gate behind the Science Building.”

“I peed my pants in PAC once.”

“I’ve had a crush on a teacher for four years straight.”

“I slept over on the Westridge campus once. I will never say where.”

“I started and finished my Poetry Anthology in one night.”

“I fed Griffey my entire beef fiesta bar lunch when the P.E. coaches weren’t in their office.”

“I stole one of the integrity, respect, responsibility, inclusion posters.”

“I’ve never eaten a baguette from the Commons.”

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