The senior class most-likely-tos, which you will see in our yearbooks soon, were pretty bland. We had some classics, and a few funny takes, but we want the juniors to have some more ... eclectic options. We hope next year's seniors consider using these instead of the age-old "most likely to become president."
Most likely to…
Purchase an iguana with their parent’s credit card
Strive to rise indeed and may their Latin motto help to spur them on full speed
Live on garbanzo beans for the rest of their life
Graduate
Cry over dissecting a frog
Become emotionally attached to their TI-84
Smuggle kinder eggs over the border
Do a one-person show in the amphitheater
Train themselves to digest single-use plastic and turn it into solar energy
Invent the wheel and forget about it
Ghostwrite Jill Biden’s autobiography
Think brown rice sushi is better
Buy Mrs. McGregor’s house and turn it into saddlery
Get botox with Gavin Newsom
Change their permanent residence to the Help Desk because their computer malfunctions so often
Brine pickles in their basement
Be a supporter of the Green party
Feature Mr. Stephenson on their debut album
Capture a Pasadena parrot
Experience road rage in carline
Most likely to…
Purchase an iguana with their parent’s credit card
Strive to rise indeed and may their Latin motto help to spur them on full speed
Live on garbanzo beans for the rest of their life
Graduate
Cry over dissecting a frog
Become emotionally attached to their TI-84
Smuggle kinder eggs over the border
Do a one-person show in the amphitheater
Train themselves to digest single-use plastic and turn it into solar energy
Invent the wheel and forget about it
Ghostwrite Jill Biden’s autobiography
Think brown rice sushi is better
Buy Mrs. McGregor’s house and turn it into saddlery
Get botox with Gavin Newsom
Change their permanent residence to the Help Desk because their computer malfunctions so often
Brine pickles in their basement
Be a supporter of the Green party
Feature Mr. Stephenson on their debut album
Capture a Pasadena parrot
Experience road rage in carline
contraband
