I’ve always thought the senior wills were a bit bland. We will down normal things like club head positions, and we will down less normal things like Bill Harrison. Everyone gets a kick out of it because we think it’s quirky to entrust seniors with the difficult task of watching over their teachers. I, however, was never really satisfied with these superficial assignments.
So you may wonder what I propose to do about the senior wills. This year, I've decided to use my power as co-editor of Thursday Detention to spice things up. Thursday Detention, as a new organization (semi) on campus, will have the chance to create a senior will. Our hopes are high. Gone are the days of plastic toys and t-shirts, the unenchanting trinkets people used to pass down.
For our senior will, the lucky juniors of the class of 2022 will receive the complete works of Rembrandt. We’ve worked with multiple collectors and museums around the globe to arrange this phenomenal gift to the TD junior leadership.
Because Thursday Detention remains independent of Westridge School, the juniors will have the honor of housing this collection in their own homes. After passing thorough background checks and appropriately outfitting their rooms with UV protective equipment, the juniors will be ready to continue our legacy of writing satirical content for the Westridge masses.
So you may wonder what I propose to do about the senior wills. This year, I've decided to use my power as co-editor of Thursday Detention to spice things up. Thursday Detention, as a new organization (semi) on campus, will have the chance to create a senior will. Our hopes are high. Gone are the days of plastic toys and t-shirts, the unenchanting trinkets people used to pass down.
For our senior will, the lucky juniors of the class of 2022 will receive the complete works of Rembrandt. We’ve worked with multiple collectors and museums around the globe to arrange this phenomenal gift to the TD junior leadership.
Because Thursday Detention remains independent of Westridge School, the juniors will have the honor of housing this collection in their own homes. After passing thorough background checks and appropriately outfitting their rooms with UV protective equipment, the juniors will be ready to continue our legacy of writing satirical content for the Westridge masses.