*Disclaimer – At Thursday Detention, we have NOTHING against Millennials! We swear! As Gen Zs, call our light digs at the millennial generation good old rivalry*
It’s October—FALL IS FINALLY HERE!!
Can you feel my enthusiasm? Let me start off with this bold statement: If you don’t love everything October and fall-related, shame on you.
Just kidding. No shame on anyone *kidding*.
Anyway, these curated, hand-picked Buzzfeed articles are the epitome of the festive fall spirit. As a passionate fall-lover and an avid Buzzfeed quiz taker, I am more than qualified candidate to be delivering Buzzfeed content to you.
We start off with a classic, tried and true BuzzFeed style quiz. Pick arbitrary movies and television shows from the 1990s that only millennials would know to find out what kind of inanimate object best matches your personality! Knowing the type of candy you are is arguably more important than knowing your Social Security number. Halloween candy evokes countless memories of all the times we’ve puked pure chocolate after trick or treating, so taking this quiz is essential to having a great fall experience this year. This article is for all the people that got too audacious with the flavor pumpkin spice. Pumpkin spice is crucial to understanding what the fall spirit is all about, but I think pumpkin spice spam is taking it a bit too far. How about we stick with our pumpkin spice lattes? This article has ruined my faith in humanity, but I wouldn’t be surprised if several people at Westridge have already tried (and enjoyed) multiple items on this list. This quiz completely transformed my life. I never knew before I found this quiz if I really hated fall or not. But now, I feel enlightened. The tiring question of whether I truly love or hate fall has now been answered! I think a better name for this article would be: The 36 ugliest pairs of shoes I have ever laid my eyes upon. I’m not sure how valid my criticism is here, considering I have the fashion sense of a 6-year-old boy and have been wearing the same pair of shoes since seventh grade; but I’d still like to think my taste in fashion is at least slightly more refined than that of BuzzFeed article writers. This quiz is the pinnacle of everything a BuzzFeed quiz stands for. Everything about this quiz screams “I’m a millennial”. Personally, I find it insulting if you can’t recognize the ingeniousness of a BuzzFeed quiz like this. I mean, who doesn’t want to know what character they are from the iconic, vampire-themed fantasy romance novel series: “Twilight," AND which Starbucks drink they are. It’s a two-for-one deal!