In response to a chastising email at the beginning of the year about adhering to the uniform, Thursday Detention thought it would only be appropriate to help struggling students find ways to express themselves without breaking the uniform. Here are some accessories and clothing pieces that you should definitely purchase before Christmas.
1. BWTHHYBL? Shirt
1. BWTHHYBL? Shirt
With black tops now being added to the Westridge dress code, there’s approximately a 7% chance you could get away with wearing this shirt to school. Make that 0% though if you take a stroll by Mr. Baldwin’s office. Regardless, I would highly recommend taking that risk to prove that you’re a true twilight fan.
2. Gucci tiger hat
2. Gucci tiger hat
Per the Westridge handbook, hats and caps are not to be worn in doors, but, how can your A Block Chemistry teacher dress code you for wearing this hat when you’re looking drippy AF and showing off school spirit? If anyone tries to tell you otherwise, label them as anti-Westridge. After all, we are the tigers! Wearing this $415 piece of swag would certainly get you compliments from the most important person on campus, Coach Horn.
3. ASMR Unit
3. ASMR Unit
The Westridge handbook never explicitly talks about backpacks so for those of you who are fans of this rainbow “pop-it” backpack, you’re in luck. The bag is a bargain compared to the Gucci hat above and comes with a free unicorn popit! Only $24.99 on Amazon, this backpack will be perfect to carry your several textbooks! You’ll get compliments from 4th graders to seniors to Bill Harrison.
4. Bright pink docs
4. Bright pink docs
Who cares that the early-2000s have been over for more than a decade now. These boots still go HARD. With the re-emergence of Doc Martens, EVERYONE will be looking at these when you’re standing in line at the Commons. These shoes will really add (the very needed) color to Westridge’s uniform. Being bright pink, they can be paired with everything, easily. Get ready to feel like you’re Kendall Jenner at Paris fashion week when you’re wearing these walking down the main hall.
5. Hair feathers
5. Hair feathers
You’ll either feel like you’re a Disney channel star on a red carpet or that you’re back in 5th grade. Either way, random freshman will be yelling “Slayyyyy” as you walk by them on the quad. Even though dyed hair is all the rage, these still are cute and have potential to be the next big thing. Because they’re easy clip-ons, for those of you with strict parents, you can slip them off right before carline.
6. Real face face mask
6. Real face face mask
Ever wonder how you could combine identity theft with pandemic protection? Wear these masks! Everyone will totally believe that you’re not actually wearing a mask and half of your face is just Tom Selleck’s.
7. Timothee Chalamet Socks
7. Timothee Chalamet Socks
Every Timmy fan needs these, and all Westridge girls are Timothee Chalamet fans which means…that every member of the student body should have placed an order for these by Friday. If you don’t have these, can you even call yourself a real Timothee fan? No, I don’t think so. Just a note: Since they are socks, it’s important to wear low shoes so they can be seen, or just don’t wear shoes at all.