Dear Mr. Hader,
Thank you for all that you’ve done for humanity. Life truly would be destitute without you.
With sketches like the Californians and characters like Stefon, you deserve a Nobel Prize. Every time you break character on SNL, you brighten my day.
Late Night Talk Shows would be remiss not to interview you at least once a year. You break the monotony of dull celebrities with your droll humor and inability to get the full joke out without wheezing.
You were the highlight of It: Chapter 2, always lightening the mood with the sarcastic quips of adult Richie.
I speak for all of humankind when I say: thank you for existing.
Sincerely,
Your #1 Supporter, Edith
Thank you for all that you’ve done for humanity. Life truly would be destitute without you.
With sketches like the Californians and characters like Stefon, you deserve a Nobel Prize. Every time you break character on SNL, you brighten my day.
Late Night Talk Shows would be remiss not to interview you at least once a year. You break the monotony of dull celebrities with your droll humor and inability to get the full joke out without wheezing.
You were the highlight of It: Chapter 2, always lightening the mood with the sarcastic quips of adult Richie.
I speak for all of humankind when I say: thank you for existing.
Sincerely,
Your #1 Supporter, Edith
