At approximately 12:07:34 PM this past Monday, an unknown suspect committed a horrific crime at Westridge School for Girls. The main hall’s only bathroom was vandalized with a Rock shrine. Rap lyrics and a picture of shirtless Dwayne Johnson were attached to the outside door of the facility. Although the motive has not yet been determined, officials have suspected that the “shrine” was first assembled to the ongoing tiktok trend. Mr. Rock's song had recently been popularized on the app and has now integrated itself into Westridge culture. The song did contain some profanity, but the “curse” words were replaced with asterisks. The lyrics read…
Face too face now we escalatin’
When I have to put boots to bootys
Mean on yaa’ like a dream
When I am rumblin’, you’re gonna scream mama
So bring drama too the king brahma (then what?)
Coming at ya with extreme mana (ahoo, ahoo, ahoo)
Although we commend Mr. Rock on his biceps and consistently oiled calf muscles, officials are still on the hunt for the culprit of this bathroom door defacement.
Face too face now we escalatin’
When I have to put boots to bootys
Mean on yaa’ like a dream
When I am rumblin’, you’re gonna scream mama
So bring drama too the king brahma (then what?)
Coming at ya with extreme mana (ahoo, ahoo, ahoo)
Although we commend Mr. Rock on his biceps and consistently oiled calf muscles, officials are still on the hunt for the culprit of this bathroom door defacement.
