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Rating Shakespeare Plays on Their Offense
by o'donague

Throughout his 37 plays, Shakespeare managed to offend probably every minority group he had heard of. Here is a list of six plays that have existed recently in Westridge curriculum, ranked out of ten on their offensiveness. 

Romeo and Juliet  2/10
The only thing that makes this play offensive is that it is so much less exciting than it's gnome version. 

Julius Caesar 3/10
This is offensive to people who enjoy history but have to learn about this play instead of what actually happened. 

The Tempest  6/10
I would argue that this play is most offensive to those that must bear the boredom of reading it.

Macbeth 9/10
Calling Lady Macbeth a strong, powerful woman as a way to prove that Shakespeare is a feminist is pure BS. She’s, for lack of better wording, a horrible person. That isn’t feminism, that's trying to make the only leading female role less offensive. 

Othello 10/10
Diversity is good, until it is written by a white Protestant man in the seventeenth century. 

Hamlet
No comment due to the unexplained worship of this play. I will get slandered by everyone if I express my true thoughts on this one. 
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