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Rating Baby Outfits
by bean

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This screams tourist outfit. maybe you're in cold weather for the first time? The brown vest and crossbody purse makes this outfit truly pop. In fact, this picture reminds me of what my grandmother would wear on a chilly winter day. 
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Final rating: My grandma went to the market in 50 degree weather/10
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I am LOVING the color coordination, but this outfit screams "I just enrolled into film school circa 2000."
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Final rating: Watch out, Spielberg! This 5-year-old is coming for your job!/10
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Nothing like wearing a beret and a poncho in sunny California 90 degree weather. Honestly, I like this -- it's fun and fresh. 

Final rating: Art teacher returns from french vacay/10
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Although I am rating outfits, this power stance you are making really pulls this photo together for me. You seem experienced, powerful, boss-like. The outfit isn't bad, but the pose overshadows the khaki pants and floral blouse juxtaposition. Generally, I'm just not blown away. 

Final rating: Good not great/10
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Now this, THIS is fashion at its finest. I love everything about this outfit, and I would wear it all in a heartbeat. The pose, the attitude, the shows, the smile, I could not be more impressed. 

Final rating: Fashion/10
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I am really loving with the color coordination of this outfit. The 'Horses make me Happy' shirt is definitely a stylistic choice, just not a choice I would personally make. However, I do applaud you for wearing such a straightforward statement piece. No one will misinterpret what that shirt says. Horses make you happy. I like the assertiveness. 

Final rating: Not delectable power move/10

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