My name is Rhubarb and one of my most defining characteristics is that I simply refuse to call people by their given names, I must give  you my own version of your name. I feel it is only fair to the rest of the world for me to publish a coherent list of all the nicknames I use on a day-to-day basis. With this list, you can feel rest assured that when you here me say the word "merely" or "knee," I am, in fact, not losing my mind, I've just already lost it, and I am simply calling a friend by their rhubarbed name.

⁃Theen knee
⁃Howard
⁃Bert
⁃(Anocerous) Rex
⁃GrakNak
⁃Pruis
⁃T-R-Double E
⁃Merely
⁃Wee
⁃Gird
⁃Fernny
⁃Crawly
⁃Snilly Illy
⁃Rupe
⁃Nooth

Sincerely,
Rhubarb