Web MD. The heroes of the internet. We have several questions circling this mythical network. Who are these MD’s on the web? What credentials do they have to diagnose these oftentimes extreme cases? Who gave them the right to be the only “credible” authorities of medical diagnoses?
The most probably answer is that they simply do not have credentials, and Web MD throws out medical advice like candy.
However, at Thursday Detention, we like to think we have more than a shred of dignity and integrity. Our establishment has been educating doctors and nurses for quite some time. We believe it is finally time to announce TDMD, Thursday Detention MD at your service.
We are coming out of the shadows. Reclaiming our power in this world. We are ready to diagnose and solve all of your medical conditions whether you want us to or not. We are turning a new leaf, not just diagnosing but now solving all the questions Web MD FAILS at answering. Here are some FAQS we are happy to answer:
Warning: we are not liable for any and all injuries that come from our diagnoses. We are merely the internet.
Please reach out to +1 800-TDMDISCREDIBLE if you would like to schedule a consultation.
The most probably answer is that they simply do not have credentials, and Web MD throws out medical advice like candy.
However, at Thursday Detention, we like to think we have more than a shred of dignity and integrity. Our establishment has been educating doctors and nurses for quite some time. We believe it is finally time to announce TDMD, Thursday Detention MD at your service.
We are coming out of the shadows. Reclaiming our power in this world. We are ready to diagnose and solve all of your medical conditions whether you want us to or not. We are turning a new leaf, not just diagnosing but now solving all the questions Web MD FAILS at answering. Here are some FAQS we are happy to answer:
- Does your right shoulder hurt all the way down to the tip of your pinky toe? If so, you have Communism. Your solution is to have a dear friend of yours punch it. However if you do not have a dear friend or if your dear friend is not willing to punch you in the shoulder, your one and only option is taxidermy. Better go get your dear friend on it for your own sake.
- Does your face break out in hives when you eat bean sprouts? You must be allergic.
- Are you prone to breaking bones? Drink milk, preferably straight from the utter of a camel or moose.
- Do you feel an empty void inside of you? Or a burning sensation in the pit of your stomach? Good. The only solution is food for thought. Luckily, the Flat Earth Society is accepting converts. The Church of Scientology is just as excellent an option. Consult your nearest location, on Raymond Ave, right next to the bustling Old Town Pasadena. Food, shopping, Scientology - what more do you need?
Warning: we are not liable for any and all injuries that come from our diagnoses. We are merely the internet.
Please reach out to +1 800-TDMDISCREDIBLE if you would like to schedule a consultation.