As much as Westridge tries to be open with their community, we know they don’t tell us everything. Like what’s the real reason the Commons doesn’t have fries anymore? There are so many things going on behind the scenes that we just don’t know, so here are some theories.
The real reason campus was closed last week is because Griffey (coach Allison's dog) broke in and ate all of the furniture.
The English department uses a number generator to grade their papers.
Skop is actually Abby Lee Miller, Dr. Skophammer is his true disguise.
The math department collectively watches Cody Ko during their lunches.
The science department uses all of their resources to make slime on the weekends and they secretly run a slime account with over 100,000 followers on Instagram.
Pit Carin houses all of Westridge’s squirrels and birds. It’s all a simulation.
Campus security has the ability to shapeshift and that is why students see an occasional peacock on campus.
The smell of Westridge sewage is actually remnants of a chemistry accident in 2013. One student acquired a strand of hair from Leonardo DiCaprio and when she tried to clone him, everything exploded.
Westridge’s wifi is so horrific because the Lower and Middle School administration has Taylor Swift’s All Too Well on a never ending loop.
The real reason campus was closed last week is because Griffey (coach Allison's dog) broke in and ate all of the furniture.
The English department uses a number generator to grade their papers.
Skop is actually Abby Lee Miller, Dr. Skophammer is his true disguise.
The math department collectively watches Cody Ko during their lunches.
The science department uses all of their resources to make slime on the weekends and they secretly run a slime account with over 100,000 followers on Instagram.
Pit Carin houses all of Westridge’s squirrels and birds. It’s all a simulation.
Campus security has the ability to shapeshift and that is why students see an occasional peacock on campus.
The smell of Westridge sewage is actually remnants of a chemistry accident in 2013. One student acquired a strand of hair from Leonardo DiCaprio and when she tried to clone him, everything exploded.
Westridge’s wifi is so horrific because the Lower and Middle School administration has Taylor Swift’s All Too Well on a never ending loop.