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Skop accepts a job offer to irreversibly morph into an enzyme, specifically RNA Polymerase because it "looks like a crab claw and has many functions."
Mr. P accidentally creates a rocket motor that is too strong for styrofoam and ends up launching students directly into the Sun; he’s immediately hired by NASA
Westridge adopts a pet tiger but vows to make it the first environmentally conscious vegan, gluten free carnivore that has ever lived
Westridge forms an Astrology Department, but simultaneously announces Tauruses and Virgos will not be mentioned
Administrators collaborate with Mr. E to turn the Quad into an intentional blackhole where students caught wearing sweatpants are thrown into for eternity
The Student Parent Handbook is turned into a bestselling book; Westridge makes millions
Bath and Bodyworks creates a new perfume – “EC20 Mustiness”
Man Lunch is featured in National Geographic
The English Department at Westridge announces they will be partnering with Calvin and Hobbes to create their own language used solely for their indistinguishable grading system
Westridge gets rid of AP's; students burn down the main hall
Mr Harrison reveals he isn’t a historian, he’s actually just immortal and has seen everything
Mr. Raines reveals that he is Cazort
Westridge faculty and staff vow to only speak in email format
Skop accepts a job offer to irreversibly morph into an enzyme, specifically RNA Polymerase because it "looks like a crab claw and has many functions."
Mr. P accidentally creates a rocket motor that is too strong for styrofoam and ends up launching students directly into the Sun; he’s immediately hired by NASA
Westridge adopts a pet tiger but vows to make it the first environmentally conscious vegan, gluten free carnivore that has ever lived
Westridge forms an Astrology Department, but simultaneously announces Tauruses and Virgos will not be mentioned
Administrators collaborate with Mr. E to turn the Quad into an intentional blackhole where students caught wearing sweatpants are thrown into for eternity
The Student Parent Handbook is turned into a bestselling book; Westridge makes millions
Bath and Bodyworks creates a new perfume – “EC20 Mustiness”
Man Lunch is featured in National Geographic
The English Department at Westridge announces they will be partnering with Calvin and Hobbes to create their own language used solely for their indistinguishable grading system
Westridge gets rid of AP's; students burn down the main hall
Mr Harrison reveals he isn’t a historian, he’s actually just immortal and has seen everything
Mr. Raines reveals that he is Cazort
Westridge faculty and staff vow to only speak in email format
