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2022 Westridge Predictions
by knee and beezer

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Skop accepts a job offer to irreversibly morph into an enzyme, specifically RNA Polymerase because it "looks like a crab claw and has many functions."


Mr. P accidentally creates a rocket motor that is too strong for styrofoam and ends up launching students directly into the Sun; he’s immediately hired by NASA


Westridge adopts a pet tiger but vows to make it the first environmentally conscious vegan, gluten free carnivore that has ever lived


Westridge forms an Astrology Department, but simultaneously announces Tauruses and Virgos will not be mentioned


Administrators collaborate with Mr. E to turn the Quad into an intentional blackhole where students caught wearing sweatpants are thrown into for eternity


The Student Parent Handbook is turned into a bestselling book; Westridge makes millions


Bath and Bodyworks creates a new perfume – “EC20 Mustiness”


Man Lunch is featured in National Geographic


The English Department at Westridge announces they will be partnering with Calvin and Hobbes to create their own language used solely for their indistinguishable grading system


Westridge gets rid of AP's; students burn down the main hall


Mr Harrison reveals he isn’t a historian, he’s actually just immortal and has seen everything


Mr. Raines reveals that he is Cazort


Westridge faculty and staff vow to only speak in email format

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