We all know what time of year it is. It’s hard to avoid. A stroll through a Target means bright, blinding levels of pink and red, continuously flashing both in front of you and in your peripheral vision. It’s Hallmark season! AKA Valentines Day.
If you haven’t guessed by my tone, I strongly dislike this holiday (my mother said “hate” is a strong word, though I do think it’s applicable in this case). I even enjoy the dry turkey and questionable stuffing of Thanksgiving more than this cheap and tacky event. I get it, some of you perhaps absolutely adore all the fluff, the pomp, and circumstance. Whatever. You’re entitled to your opinions (no matter how wrong they are).
My least favorite aspect of this so called “holiday” is what always ends up transpiring on Instagram, Snapchat, etc. Yes, of course I could avoid the platforms, or simply scroll past. But why do I need to spend less time procrastinating on social media simply because 17-year-olds are posting their significant others like they’re back in 7th grade? I’ve finally decided to put a stop to this tomfoolery. I have come up with two new ways to flaunt the fact that you have a partner without coming across as tasteless.
Firstly, try out for Naked and Afraid together!Not only will this experience spiritually bond you, but also physically, and with the wilderness. By being one with nature and each other, this year's Valentines Day will surely knock your socks off. In fact, maybe don't even go on the reality TV series, just make up your own version of Naked and Afraid. Get dropped off in the wilderness, without a medic or an entire film crew, and simply learn to live normally in the jungle. Chivalry isn't dead, but the bugs you'll be eating will be.
Another idea is to pick up a new bonding activity together. Why flaunt your relationship on social media if you aren't flaunting your love for each other in person? Instead, learn a new skill together that allow you to learn new things and create something for each other. Maybe crocheting would be fun! Direct communication is key for crocheting. You must be direct in how you feel, your love language, what each yarn color and texture represents, and what stitch makes your partner feel most heard. Start off small -- make them socks. Then, work your way up throughout the day -- build them a crocheted version of yourself!
If you haven’t guessed by my tone, I strongly dislike this holiday (my mother said “hate” is a strong word, though I do think it’s applicable in this case). I even enjoy the dry turkey and questionable stuffing of Thanksgiving more than this cheap and tacky event. I get it, some of you perhaps absolutely adore all the fluff, the pomp, and circumstance. Whatever. You’re entitled to your opinions (no matter how wrong they are).
My least favorite aspect of this so called “holiday” is what always ends up transpiring on Instagram, Snapchat, etc. Yes, of course I could avoid the platforms, or simply scroll past. But why do I need to spend less time procrastinating on social media simply because 17-year-olds are posting their significant others like they’re back in 7th grade? I’ve finally decided to put a stop to this tomfoolery. I have come up with two new ways to flaunt the fact that you have a partner without coming across as tasteless.
Firstly, try out for Naked and Afraid together!Not only will this experience spiritually bond you, but also physically, and with the wilderness. By being one with nature and each other, this year's Valentines Day will surely knock your socks off. In fact, maybe don't even go on the reality TV series, just make up your own version of Naked and Afraid. Get dropped off in the wilderness, without a medic or an entire film crew, and simply learn to live normally in the jungle. Chivalry isn't dead, but the bugs you'll be eating will be.
Another idea is to pick up a new bonding activity together. Why flaunt your relationship on social media if you aren't flaunting your love for each other in person? Instead, learn a new skill together that allow you to learn new things and create something for each other. Maybe crocheting would be fun! Direct communication is key for crocheting. You must be direct in how you feel, your love language, what each yarn color and texture represents, and what stitch makes your partner feel most heard. Start off small -- make them socks. Then, work your way up throughout the day -- build them a crocheted version of yourself!