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What Your Favorite Girl Scout Cookie Says About You
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It's Girl Scout Cookie Season, which means, you will most likely be hunted down by a child and forced (willingly) to buy boxes and boxes of cookies that will last you less than an hour. We thought it would be fitting to match personalities with your go-to cookie. 

Thin Mints
Your mouth is exceptionally dry. Thin Mints are edible sand. It's okay to be honest with yourself. It's okay to not like dry toothpaste. You're not alone. Fess up. 

Tagolongs
iPad kid.

Toffee-Tastic
You are not a joyful human being. 

Shortbread Trefoils
You are most likely an elderly woman. 

Samoas
You unironically still do TikTok dances.

Lemon-Ups
You enjoy burning your esophagus in your free time. 

Do-Si-Dos
You are a middle-aged father. 



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