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Why Timothee Chalamet Should Be My Boyfriend
by beezer

As Valentine’s Day comes up, I am once again asking Timothée Chalamet to be my valentine. Here is why he should most definitely shoot me a DM before the 14th. 
1. He is french and I am learning french on Duolingo. 

2. I have a Pinterest board dedicated to (his ex girlfriend) Lily-Rose Depp’s style and aesthetic.

3. I too, like peaches. 

4. His rap about statistics is on a playlist of mine. Specifically the one I use to make me cry at night. 

5. I definitely do not believe the conspiracy about the outbreak he caused while studying at NYU.
With that said, Tim, Timmy, Tom, My Love, Hubby, I'm waiting for you with open arms. Let me know when you're ready to go on our honeymoon. I've obviously prepared for our marriage quite extensively. 
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