As we embark on March 2022, I want to talk about a month I do not recall happening: January. Apparently, it happened. I have no idea when, where, or why, but it happened nevertheless. I remember February and I am fully conscious that it is almost March. I have no recollection of January. I genuinely could not tell you one thing that happened in January 2022. Ask me anything about January 2021, I’ll tell you. My brain goes blank when thinking about a month ago. I thought February was the first month of 2022 for a while.
As one does when spiraling, I had to make sure I wasn’t losing my mind a few days ago when I learned that January had in fact, already happened, and I was in fact, the only one who did not remember it happening. So, I did some research. In case someone quizzes me, or I have to retake the SAT and must sit for an exam testing my knowledge of recent 2022 events, I wanted to be prepared.
Here is a recap of the month I do not remember. In case someone asks you to name exciting things that happened in January, you can thank the work I have done for you.
As one does when spiraling, I had to make sure I wasn’t losing my mind a few days ago when I learned that January had in fact, already happened, and I was in fact, the only one who did not remember it happening. So, I did some research. In case someone quizzes me, or I have to retake the SAT and must sit for an exam testing my knowledge of recent 2022 events, I wanted to be prepared.
Here is a recap of the month I do not remember. In case someone asks you to name exciting things that happened in January, you can thank the work I have done for you.
- Megan Fox and MGK moved to Washington and became vampires together
- The Hype House show came out
- Trader Joes reveals he is only only singular Joe.
- Elon Musk tweeted that Earth should be named “Water.” His tweet was the top liked tweet of the day.
- Despicable Me was put on Netflix