As I spiral into the depths of insanity as a second semester senior, I decided to write an ode to the love of my life. For context, he is, in fact, Canadian. 

O’ Kurtis
O’ Mr. Conner
With your curly mullet
And “hardly know her” jokes
I cannot help
But
platonically
love you.
 
I adore your skits
when I never know
where they might be headed.
I find your tik tok
Preference
a bit bizarre,
but appreciate you
regardless.
 
I hope life in Canada
treats you well.
That the maple syrup
is always delicious
(that’s about the extent of my Canada knowledge).
 
 
O’ Kurtis
O’ Mr. Conner
Have a great day!