It has come to my attention that I now have many fans in the poetry world due to my exquisite haiku writing skills. Thus, here I am again to bless you with my poetic poetry. These three poems do not have any connection to each other. Maybe they do. Use your IPA skills to tell me if they are connected.  

​Today March begins!
I thoroughly enjoy toast.
Usually with jam. 

Why are oats quaker?
Imperative question-tion.
Ran out syllabul

Baby carrots are
The offspring of big carrots?
Or their own species?