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Ways Westridge Could Elevate School Spirit
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While I legally cannot reveal my true identity, I am a senior. I have inhabited Westridge since middle school, so I know a few things or so about school spirit. We, the tigers, need a revamp, we need a rejuvenation, a reimbursement, a resuscitation of our Westridge pride. So, I've happily compiled a list of things Westridge could do that may invigorate and excite the student body. 

1. Westridge should build a moat to warn off enemies
2. All lamppost posters should be replaced with NFTs
3. Coach Horn is required to bring an actual tiger to all sports games. Unleashed. 
4. The Human Development 10 curriculum should include thrifting
5. All water fountains are filled with whole milk to increase campus-wide calcium levels
6. A freshman is required to transcribe every man lunch so that everyone can read everything that was discussed in detail 
7. The commons stops handing out food, instead, each meal will be handed via a map of where to scavenge for nuts and berries in the greater Pasadena area. 

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