Fifty Nifty United States from thirteen original colonies,
Fifty Nifty stars in the flag that billows so beautifully in the breeze.
Each individual state contributes a quality that is great!
Each individual state deserves a bow: Let's salute them now!
Fifty Nifty United States from thirteen original colonies,
Shout 'em, Scout 'em, Tell all about 'em,
One by one, 'til we've given a day to every state in the U.S.A
Alabama, Alaska, Arizona, Arkansas, California, Colorado, Connecticut
Delaware, Florida, Georgia, Hawaii, Idaho, Illinois, Indiana
Iowa, Kansas, Kentucky, Louisiana, Maine,
Maryland, Massachusetts, Michigan.
Minnesota, Mississippi, Missouri, Montana, Nebraska, Nevada,
New Hampshire, New Jersey, New Mexico, New York,
North Carolina, North Dakota, Ohio,
Oklahoma, Oregon, Pennsylvania, Rhode Island, South Carolina,
South Dakota, Tennessee, Texas,
Utah, Vermont, Virginia, Washington, West Virginia, Wisconsin, Wyoming
North, South, East, West in our own unprejudice objective opinion
Is the Best of the Fifty Nifty United States from thirteen original colonies
Shout 'em, scout 'em, tell all about 'em
One by One, till we've given a day to every state in the good old U.S.A
Hearing the fifty-nifty united states sends me into fight or flight. I get wartime flashbacks to fifth grade. I remember it like it was yesterday. Standing there in my elementary school auditorium being chastised for not knowing the tune in which to sing Wyoming (for those of you wondering, it is Wyohhhhhh-ming). The boys in my class laughed at me while my teacher, who funnily enough had the same last name as me, forced me to stand in front of my whole grade singing Wyoming until I got it right. I now have a burning hatred towards Wyoming. What even is in Wyoming? Who would want to live there? Definitely not me. Actually, Wyoming is the least populous state in the country, so clearly, no one wants to live there (no one minus the 578,759 people who sadly do live there).
Furthermore, Wyoming only has two escalators in the ENTIRE STATE. I am not a fan of Pasadena; I find it very dull here; however, according to the 2008 United States Geological Survey for Pasadena, there are approximately 26,000 escalators in Pasadena. I am no mathematician, but I know that 26,000 is a lot bigger than 2. Escalators reveal a lot about the type of person you are. I am going to leave it to the readers of Thursday Detention to form their own opinion on Wyoming based on the fact that they only have two escalators in a state that is 97,813 square miles (I am letting you form your own opinion, but there is obviously only one correct one and it is mine).
Fifty Nifty stars in the flag that billows so beautifully in the breeze.
Each individual state contributes a quality that is great!
Each individual state deserves a bow: Let's salute them now!
Fifty Nifty United States from thirteen original colonies,
Shout 'em, Scout 'em, Tell all about 'em,
One by one, 'til we've given a day to every state in the U.S.A
Alabama, Alaska, Arizona, Arkansas, California, Colorado, Connecticut
Delaware, Florida, Georgia, Hawaii, Idaho, Illinois, Indiana
Iowa, Kansas, Kentucky, Louisiana, Maine,
Maryland, Massachusetts, Michigan.
Minnesota, Mississippi, Missouri, Montana, Nebraska, Nevada,
New Hampshire, New Jersey, New Mexico, New York,
North Carolina, North Dakota, Ohio,
Oklahoma, Oregon, Pennsylvania, Rhode Island, South Carolina,
South Dakota, Tennessee, Texas,
Utah, Vermont, Virginia, Washington, West Virginia, Wisconsin, Wyoming
North, South, East, West in our own unprejudice objective opinion
Is the Best of the Fifty Nifty United States from thirteen original colonies
Shout 'em, scout 'em, tell all about 'em
One by One, till we've given a day to every state in the good old U.S.A
Hearing the fifty-nifty united states sends me into fight or flight. I get wartime flashbacks to fifth grade. I remember it like it was yesterday. Standing there in my elementary school auditorium being chastised for not knowing the tune in which to sing Wyoming (for those of you wondering, it is Wyohhhhhh-ming). The boys in my class laughed at me while my teacher, who funnily enough had the same last name as me, forced me to stand in front of my whole grade singing Wyoming until I got it right. I now have a burning hatred towards Wyoming. What even is in Wyoming? Who would want to live there? Definitely not me. Actually, Wyoming is the least populous state in the country, so clearly, no one wants to live there (no one minus the 578,759 people who sadly do live there).
Furthermore, Wyoming only has two escalators in the ENTIRE STATE. I am not a fan of Pasadena; I find it very dull here; however, according to the 2008 United States Geological Survey for Pasadena, there are approximately 26,000 escalators in Pasadena. I am no mathematician, but I know that 26,000 is a lot bigger than 2. Escalators reveal a lot about the type of person you are. I am going to leave it to the readers of Thursday Detention to form their own opinion on Wyoming based on the fact that they only have two escalators in a state that is 97,813 square miles (I am letting you form your own opinion, but there is obviously only one correct one and it is mine).