What I would do if I was coach horn for the day.
They say that Mr. Baldwin has the most important job on campus behind Thursday Detention’s amazing writers, but I would argue that Coach Horn, Westridge’s Athletics Director, has an even more important job. I truly believe that she has all the power in the world so if I was her for a day, I’d cause a lot of damage.
They say that Mr. Baldwin has the most important job on campus behind Thursday Detention’s amazing writers, but I would argue that Coach Horn, Westridge’s Athletics Director, has an even more important job. I truly believe that she has all the power in the world so if I was her for a day, I’d cause a lot of damage.
- I would demolish PAC, create an Olympic size pool, and fill it with flamingo floaties. Sorry theater kids, this is just more important. You can keep the amphitheater.
- Create a JV Soccer shrine. No explanation necessary.
- Give the locker room a makeover. Add lots of pink and sparkles, a few One Direction posters, and make it vanilla scented.
- All teams, no matter if they are Frosh, JV, or Varsity get their very own bedazzled juicy couture sweatsuits.
- Change the PE uniforms to Amish style
- Purchase a 20-foot animatronic Tiger to scare away opponents
- Instead of getting stadium lights for the field, get LEDs
- Add GamePigeon as a sport that gets you PE credit
- Hang a banner honoring Thursday Detention in the gym right next to Lauren Gibbs’ Olympic banner
