As the school year comes to a close, the newest epidemic, senioritis is ravaging its way through the student body. Common symptoms include excessive tardies, loss in hearing, and brittle bones. As our students suffer greatly from the rapid spread of this disease, we thought it would be fitting to gain some insight from the very seniors that live amongst us on campus. So, further ado, please bare witness to the crucial advice our campus seniors had to give us on how senioritis has affected them.


Ms. Yurchak: stares blankly and drools
Ms. Surin: “Senioritis is a never ending condition, but I like it because it makes me feel mature”
Mr. P: “Are you calling me old?”
Skop: “I don’t believe in senioritis. I don’t do senioritis. I don’t want to attach my name to anything that isn’t up to my personal standards.”
Mr. Baldwin: “I forget my name and where I live”


In conclusion, please pay close attention to your symptoms, as Senioritis can affect even the strongest of us. Dentures are not a joke.