On the horrid day when I leave this earth, I will leave behind my will along with this list of quotes I have collected from friends and mentors. Enjoy. 

“No, I don’t have any strong opinions on vitamin D deficiency"
“She is god, I am merely the messiah”
“I eat the mac, never the cheese”
“As a matter of fact, she is feeling quite spleen”
“Why am I passionate about error margins?”
“I’m not a communist, I am merely excellence”
​"You premature lamb in uterine juices.”