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Ten Things to Do Before School Ends
by beezer

The school year has blown by faster than the Hype House lost its relevance and now there are only a few weeks left. Here’s what you need to do before the year ends.
  1. Eat so much at the Commons until you go $2000 bankrupt. 
  2. Forget you have advisory and fall asleep in the library.
  3. Dive into the neighbors’ pool behind the history building.
  4. Come to school in pajama pants and a Plush Pillow Pet.
  5. Write your deepest and darkest thoughts on the library white boards
  6. Hack the Commons smartboard and play ASMR 24/7.
  7. Take a nap in the Gym Supplies Closet
  8. Host a fashion show in the costume construction room. 
  9. Write an expose in Spyglass. 
  10. Take a yoga class with Ms. Seiberling and Mr. Harrison.

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