The school year has blown by faster than the Hype House lost its relevance and now there are only a few weeks left. Here’s what you need to do before the year ends.
- Eat so much at the Commons until you go $2000 bankrupt.
- Forget you have advisory and fall asleep in the library.
- Dive into the neighbors’ pool behind the history building.
- Come to school in pajama pants and a Plush Pillow Pet.
- Write your deepest and darkest thoughts on the library white boards
- Hack the Commons smartboard and play ASMR 24/7.
- Take a nap in the Gym Supplies Closet
- Host a fashion show in the costume construction room.
- Write an expose in Spyglass.
- Take a yoga class with Ms. Seiberling and Mr. Harrison.