In the event of an emergency, it’s recommended that you drop, cover, and hold. I suggest you follow these steps now, because disaster has struck: The Met Gala is here. The theme? Gilded Age. The outfits? Well… They’re definitely not all bad. 
 
Here is Thursday Detention’s official Met Gala fashion review: ​
 

It’s giving human statue! It’s serving living bronze! Blake Lively has made oxidation ~work~ for her.   ​

Gigi Hadid has perfected the art of camouflage. Does her outfit adapt to fit the vibe of whatever staircase she’s standing on? Gosh I hope so.  ​

Céline Dion captures the vibe a large flightless bird very well. I feel extremely intimidated. Text to Text: Hela from Thor Ragnarök.  ​

Oooo Megan Thee Stallion is so sparkly and shiny,,, my little goblin brain just wants to scoop her up and put her in a lil’ jar for safe keeping,,, Makes me think of those tiny bottles of gold they sell in the Sacramento giftshop!!  ​

Gemma Chan managed to be there and be square. Avant Garde!  ​

Emma Corrin came to this year’s Met Gala dressed as the illicit love child of Abraham Lincoln and the Ghost of Christmas Future. Absolutely the definition of skrunkly. ​

Okay, was anybody going to tell me that smallpox was making a comeback, or was I just supposed to find out from Nicki Minaj’s met gala look myself? ​