In the event of an emergency, it’s recommended that you drop, cover, and hold. I suggest you follow these steps now, because disaster has struck: The Met Gala is here. The theme? Gilded Age. The outfits? Well… They’re definitely not all bad.
Here is Thursday Detention’s official Met Gala fashion review:
Here is Thursday Detention’s official Met Gala fashion review:
It’s giving human statue! It’s serving living bronze! Blake Lively has made oxidation ~work~ for her.
Gigi Hadid has perfected the art of camouflage. Does her outfit adapt to fit the vibe of whatever staircase she’s standing on? Gosh I hope so.
Céline Dion captures the vibe a large flightless bird very well. I feel extremely intimidated. Text to Text: Hela from Thor Ragnarök.
Oooo Megan Thee Stallion is so sparkly and shiny,,, my little goblin brain just wants to scoop her up and put her in a lil’ jar for safe keeping,,, Makes me think of those tiny bottles of gold they sell in the Sacramento giftshop!!
Gemma Chan managed to be there and be square. Avant Garde!
Emma Corrin came to this year’s Met Gala dressed as the illicit love child of Abraham Lincoln and the Ghost of Christmas Future. Absolutely the definition of skrunkly.
Okay, was anybody going to tell me that smallpox was making a comeback, or was I just supposed to find out from Nicki Minaj’s met gala look myself?