Teachers spill the tea???? (NOT REAL)
Last week Thursday Detention put an advice box in the teacher's lounge in order to squeeze out some of their juicy secrets and get their minds off of the numerous dress code violations. But little did we know how juicy, oozy, dewy, and dripping (via thesaurus) these responses were. Prepare yourself ladies, gentlemen, gays, and others. This may be shocking*

Anonymous Baldy Eagle: How do I stop students saying “slay”?
    TD answer: Manifest your dreams and slay the day

Anonymous Fashionable Aussie: Do I keep faking my accent?
    TD answer: Slay the day mate

Anonymous Naked Mole Rat: How do I keep my hair from growing?
    TD answer: Orange juice and cyanide, slay it all away king

Anonymous Wears-a-button up-everyday: Should I confess my love? (he’s a man)
    TD answer: https://www.wikihow.com/Love-a-Pisces-Man ← slay this

Anonymous Reculse with Blue Mascara: How to force masks on people’s faces
    TD answer: Slay them until they slay those masks

Anonymous Naruto Biker: Should I join a car hate group
    TD answer: Group slaying of cars on Friday!!

Anonymous In Charge: Do I keep faking my identity? 
TD answer: Slay that id card away


Anonymous Gives You No History Block: How to mark all emails as read?
    TD answer: The greatest thing on this continent (slay slay slay 💅)


*Thursday Dention is not liable for any deaths, heart attacks, or skin ulsers caused by shock/excitenment*/
*Thursday Dention is liable for dumpster diving via excitement  

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