Barbie: Life in the Dreamhouse Characters Ranked from 1 to Plastic SLAY
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The importance of expressing my feelings and thoughts on certain characters of the iconic Barbie: Life in the Dreamhouse show is absolutely necessary. I will be ranking the 12 main characters, including pets, on a scale of 1 being I despise your plastic self, to your plastic-ness slays the day. If anyone has issues with my ranking, please feel free to contact me and express your opinions of discomfort.
Starting off strong, the top two contenders are Raquelle and Ryan. Raquelle is passionate, narcissistic, devious, and incredibly plastic. Although she usually fails in her efforts to win Ken over or to show her superiority over Barbie, Raquelle is always fearless. i.e., she sat in a hot tub with a bear. Unlike Barbie, Raquelle always brings the “gorge” factor to any situation.
Now, moving on to Ryan, who happens to be Raquelle’s twin brother. Like his twin, Ryan is confident, and they both know they are hot dolls. His plastic abs and genius musician skills make up the beauty that is Ryan. Adding on to his fantastic backstory, Ryan has valid fears unlike Ken. He is not fake and has real emotions such as his fears of zombies, lightning, thunder, and dolphins. Ryan and Raquelle also made fantastic real-estate decisions in not making their entire life pink. Business is booming for the both of them.
Moving onto tier 2, we have Taffy, Nikki, and Teresa. Objectively, Taffy is by far the best pet Barbie has. Taffy was able to sniff out a glitter mine during a massive glitter drought, saving Malibu from that travesty. As well as glitter, Taffy can drive. Taffy can drive a convertible and a golf cart which are the main vehicles needed in society. Taffy is also a good companion to Barbie, alike Nikki, and Teresa.
Nikki and Teresa are loyal to Barbie and are realistically relatable. Teresa is the friend that will show up, maybe not on time, but will make you laugh and share her food. Nikki will slam anyone that crosses her dolls. All three are as loyal as you can get from Malibu plastic.
Now, tier 3 includes Ken and Barbie’s three sisters Stacie, Skipper, and Chelsea. First of all, Kens full name is Kenneth Carson, making him a walking red flag. Ken is always at Barbie’s beck and call even though she does not deserve this luxurious treatment. He has also been dating Barbie for 43 years which is a long time for someone with the plastic range of emotions Barbie has. Ken in my opinion, is just there and will forever be a Malibu rich boy.
As for Barbie’s sisters, each one is unique, but are equally as mid they can get. Personality is dry as their hair and their presence is lame in general. I have nothing to say about them.
Lastly, at the very bottom of the tiers we have deservedly, Tawny, Blissa, and Barbie. Tawny and Blissa are a pet horse and cat but are equally as aggravating as a Monday morning. They have zero intelligence, humor, and, neither of them can drive. I have nothing to say for their unappealing personalities other than they suck and do not deserve the Malibu lifestyle they currently have.
As for Barbie, she is absolutely the devil disguised in pink and plastic. She has absolutely zero fashion sense and has more money than God. Barbie wastes her money on ugly pieces of property and clothing in all pink that are sinful to look at. Also, who the crap has 135 careers. She is fake, lies, and has the personality of a wet sponge. I am very passionate about these rankings and strong opinions of these main characters from Barbie: Life in the Dreamhouse. Thank you for reading and listening to my perfectly accurate thoughts. If you have any concerns, please contact me personally and I will work with my assistant to schedule a meeting voicing your concerns.
Starting off strong, the top two contenders are Raquelle and Ryan. Raquelle is passionate, narcissistic, devious, and incredibly plastic. Although she usually fails in her efforts to win Ken over or to show her superiority over Barbie, Raquelle is always fearless. i.e., she sat in a hot tub with a bear. Unlike Barbie, Raquelle always brings the “gorge” factor to any situation.
Now, moving on to Ryan, who happens to be Raquelle’s twin brother. Like his twin, Ryan is confident, and they both know they are hot dolls. His plastic abs and genius musician skills make up the beauty that is Ryan. Adding on to his fantastic backstory, Ryan has valid fears unlike Ken. He is not fake and has real emotions such as his fears of zombies, lightning, thunder, and dolphins. Ryan and Raquelle also made fantastic real-estate decisions in not making their entire life pink. Business is booming for the both of them.
Moving onto tier 2, we have Taffy, Nikki, and Teresa. Objectively, Taffy is by far the best pet Barbie has. Taffy was able to sniff out a glitter mine during a massive glitter drought, saving Malibu from that travesty. As well as glitter, Taffy can drive. Taffy can drive a convertible and a golf cart which are the main vehicles needed in society. Taffy is also a good companion to Barbie, alike Nikki, and Teresa.
Nikki and Teresa are loyal to Barbie and are realistically relatable. Teresa is the friend that will show up, maybe not on time, but will make you laugh and share her food. Nikki will slam anyone that crosses her dolls. All three are as loyal as you can get from Malibu plastic.
Now, tier 3 includes Ken and Barbie’s three sisters Stacie, Skipper, and Chelsea. First of all, Kens full name is Kenneth Carson, making him a walking red flag. Ken is always at Barbie’s beck and call even though she does not deserve this luxurious treatment. He has also been dating Barbie for 43 years which is a long time for someone with the plastic range of emotions Barbie has. Ken in my opinion, is just there and will forever be a Malibu rich boy.
As for Barbie’s sisters, each one is unique, but are equally as mid they can get. Personality is dry as their hair and their presence is lame in general. I have nothing to say about them.
Lastly, at the very bottom of the tiers we have deservedly, Tawny, Blissa, and Barbie. Tawny and Blissa are a pet horse and cat but are equally as aggravating as a Monday morning. They have zero intelligence, humor, and, neither of them can drive. I have nothing to say for their unappealing personalities other than they suck and do not deserve the Malibu lifestyle they currently have.
As for Barbie, she is absolutely the devil disguised in pink and plastic. She has absolutely zero fashion sense and has more money than God. Barbie wastes her money on ugly pieces of property and clothing in all pink that are sinful to look at. Also, who the crap has 135 careers. She is fake, lies, and has the personality of a wet sponge. I am very passionate about these rankings and strong opinions of these main characters from Barbie: Life in the Dreamhouse. Thank you for reading and listening to my perfectly accurate thoughts. If you have any concerns, please contact me personally and I will work with my assistant to schedule a meeting voicing your concerns.