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Things I Am Upset About This Week/Only Today

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Things I am upset about this week/only today:


- I tripped and fell/slid superman style across Linda Vista Ave. at 12 am
- How “Westridge Rodeo” isn’t called Wild West-ridge
- My curling iron is too hot!
a. I play too much violin
b. I have a rash
c. The illuminati is trying to get me.
- I haven’t been in a white Mazda cx-5 in a while…
- Canvas
- My eyebrows are not beautiful to me today (not on fleek…)
- Commons burrito+hot sauce is giving me period cramps and im not on my period which is why its so much more upsetting.
- Lightning bolt parts
- When someone said starbucks matcha was better than maru’s.
- I HATE “iykyk”
- Ran out of pilates class passes



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