Hey there, dear reader. It’s been awhile! So, let’s cut to the chase: My friends and I aren’t typically attracted to men. I know, I know. Gays?? At Westridge?? Unheard of. However, the other day we were discussing dilfs. We have realized that there is a precise list of hot, older men (who aren’t necessarily dads, btw) that we all agree are attractive. I thought it would be fun to collate this list and present it on TD. We’ve got superheroes, super villains, normal guys, and long-dead cubist painters! In short: Welcome to a definitive list of The Best Men (put together by several lesbians). Let’s get into it!

A) Oscar Isaac
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You know him, you love him: it’s Moon Knight! I would venture that Oscar (we’re on a first name basis, btw. No biggie.) is a bit new to dilf-hood. He’s just made it onto the scene, he’s fresh outta the oven, he’s still finding his footing. So let me be the first to say: this guy makes a fantastic dilf <3

B) Pedro Pascal

Honestly? I didn’t know the most about Pedro Pascal before I embarked on this dilf journey. But I have learned to love him. He’s got the face of an innocent Jeremy Renner, and the tight little bod of a young Rhys Darby. Cheers to Mr. Pascal.

C) Taika Waititi

If you’re surprised to see him on this list, I want you to get out. Right now. Taika Waititi is an absolute modern classic of dilf-hood. Remember when he wore a full leather catsuit to play Blackbeard? Do you remember?? Do you understand??? Ugh. You don’t get it.

D) Uncle Aaron

Miles Morales’ uncle from Into the Spider-Verse. He reached the event horizon of dilf-hood. So dilfy that he died. Dead dilf. Also, evil dilf. Evil helps. Evil dead dilf <333

E) Duchamp

​Marcel Duchamp!! He’s a little out of left field, mostly because he died in 1968. Rip Duchamp, FR. His dilfy spirit will live on in our hearts… and in our Perspectives classes. Work on your poetry projects, you fools.

F) Professor Venemous

WHY ARE YOU BOOING ME?? IM RIGHT. Have you heard this man’s voice?? No?? Then shut up. Shut up and google it. There are some pretty good compilations on youtube.

Dilf-hood is such an indefinable thing… Some dilfs are old, some dilfs are young, some dilfs are bold, some dilfs are dumb… I firmly believe that dilf-hood isn’t limited by gender, race, or sexuality… whoever you are, wherever you are, I believe that you too, dear reader, can be a dilf. Now get out there and make me proud. Fulfil your dilfy destiny.