Has anyone read a dictionary lately? Well, I have and gee wiz they are boring. Webster needs to know it’s looking a little dry over there. Thankfully, I have some suggestions. Here are a couple suggestions of new onomatopoeia that I believe will absolutely revolutionize the dictionary dimension:


Shink verb
/shInk/

Definition of Shink: to briskly pull a sword from a sheath, often dramatically or with a certain degree of pizazz
Examples of Shink in a sentence: The LARPER shinked his wooden sword and began swinging at an enemy LARPER.

Pfferbung verb or noun
/pFFTHarbAUng/

Definition of Pfferbug: the very instance a bowling ball falls into the gutter.
Examples of Pfferbung in a sentence: Man, my stupid 8-year-old sister sucks at bowling every time she rolls her ball of the stupid metal thing it pfferbungs within six stupid seconds.

Earp verb or noun
/eaurp/

Definition of Eaurp: the high-pitched throat sound made when a popping a particularly painful pimple or blackhead.
Examples of Eaurp in a sentence: I just eaurped from popping a pimple right below my eyebrow while taking a break from writing this article. (Please contact me if you have any good skincare recommendations, trying to avoid Accutane).

Badupmk noun
/BAHduhmh/

Definition of Badupmk: the reception/notification of an outlook email
Examples of Badumpk in a sentence: I’m getting a million badumpks, Ms. Leonard must be scheduling the entire school year.

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