Hello, my fellow peers and plums. I had a revelation recently. Few people know about the haunted, cursed, and quite traumatic elevators that occupy the Westridge campus. No one knows the lore, spookiness, and perplexing smell that radiate off the metal contraptions. So channeling the energy of all my fellow vertically challenged educators, I have decided to make a tier list of these mysterious elevators. I shall be ranking them by spookiness (Halloween edition), trauma-inducing (i.e., the one you are most likely to flee to after an interaction with your chem quiz), and aroma. Here goes everything…