Notes App Tour
Hello Rat Man Nation, it’s me, back again with a thrilling article (described by Abby Liang as “Rockin”, so you know it’ll be good). It’s very simple: I have a bunch of funny quotes, said by all my friends, compiled in my notes app. You’re going to read them. It all concludes with a dramatic twist, and perhaps the Rat Man origin story…?
“If you need something for your anatomy and physiology report, just observe my decaying body.”
“Mushin Muff”
“Geronimo Stilton can die by my blade.”
“Me and the boys smelling gerbils at 3am”
“Is this a strip show?” “No, it’s dressage.”
“I’m sorry, but Jurassic Park now has a foot.”
“The Weeknd died for your sins.”
“Will you still love me when I’m no longer Hex Bugs and the police?”
“Maybe the real boys were the gerbils we smelled along the way.”
Now, enter the Rat Man Archives. These notes live on a forgotten corner of my computer. These fools have survived all the way since 6th grade. And not all of them are quotes! I’ve included some unintelligible “random thoughts” that I thought were worth writing down. Enjoy.
“Furby cake birthday”
“Colorado: milky chance”
“Michael Bublé sounds like a celebrity chef”
“Ok, feet, feet, feet”
“I want to date the cheese boy”
“My cousin says she’s an empath, but I don’t believe her. If she were an empath she’d know I hate her”
“Slerchoob”
“Jesus wants some dental floss”
“I’m literally girlbossing on the face of the sun”
“So nick is a self-insert, and Gatsby is JFK??”
“Louis Partridge is a stick of a man”
“you just called a crane fly daddy”
“Is it bad that I like my grandpa better with dementia?”
“Ur a corpse no morpse baby”
As the grand finale, I have an incredible artifact: the quote that made me the Rat Man. Feast your eyes:
Hello Rat Man Nation, it’s me, back again with a thrilling article (described by Abby Liang as “Rockin”, so you know it’ll be good). It’s very simple: I have a bunch of funny quotes, said by all my friends, compiled in my notes app. You’re going to read them. It all concludes with a dramatic twist, and perhaps the Rat Man origin story…?
“If you need something for your anatomy and physiology report, just observe my decaying body.”
“Mushin Muff”
“Geronimo Stilton can die by my blade.”
“Me and the boys smelling gerbils at 3am”
“Is this a strip show?” “No, it’s dressage.”
“I’m sorry, but Jurassic Park now has a foot.”
“The Weeknd died for your sins.”
“Will you still love me when I’m no longer Hex Bugs and the police?”
“Maybe the real boys were the gerbils we smelled along the way.”
Now, enter the Rat Man Archives. These notes live on a forgotten corner of my computer. These fools have survived all the way since 6th grade. And not all of them are quotes! I’ve included some unintelligible “random thoughts” that I thought were worth writing down. Enjoy.
“Furby cake birthday”
“Colorado: milky chance”
“Michael Bublé sounds like a celebrity chef”
“Ok, feet, feet, feet”
“I want to date the cheese boy”
“My cousin says she’s an empath, but I don’t believe her. If she were an empath she’d know I hate her”
“Slerchoob”
“Jesus wants some dental floss”
“I’m literally girlbossing on the face of the sun”
“So nick is a self-insert, and Gatsby is JFK??”
“Louis Partridge is a stick of a man”
“you just called a crane fly daddy”
“Is it bad that I like my grandpa better with dementia?”
“Ur a corpse no morpse baby”
As the grand finale, I have an incredible artifact: the quote that made me the Rat Man. Feast your eyes:
