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Political Parties of Prevalent Westridge Figures (Guess (Educated))

By: WNBA Youngboy
Ms. Amos: The Irish freedom party of Ireland.
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This party believes in leprechaun unity and the equality of all gingers alike. She is a number 1 supporter of potato famine repercussions.

Mr. Murdock: Green Party- enough said.

Mr. Harrison: The United children's pogo stick revolution of America

This party is a little special. They don't believe  in American history and everything that we think we know was actually given to us by an omnipotent being yelling from Uranus. They also think pogo stick-Ing should be a sport.

Mr. Raines: Whatever Bill said.

Mr. P: Frisbee party

All court instances should be settled with ultimate frisbee tournaments. And America should enact a dress code: fedoras.

Skop: Anarchist

Birds are banned, turning left is a myth, lab reports are the law, yes your hypothesis does not make sense, the only acceptable clothing is skinny jeans and a graphic tee, everything is on fire, men are used as test monkeys, and seahorses lead feminist protests.

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