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By: L. E. and Zhou Z.
CALLING ALL SENIORS!!! Here at Thursday Detention, we recognize how heavy your workload is, balancing homework and college applications. To ease your burden, we’ve come up with this all-encompassing, all-applicable, all-mazing “Why Us?” essay template for you to use. Just plug in the missing words with a friend and enjoy!

I visited _(number)_colleges over the past year, yet_(name of school)_ is the one place that most spoke to my interests. Early in my college search I learned that I prefer a_(adjective)_ college to a _(adjective)_ university. The collaboration between the _(job type)_ and undergraduate students, the sense of community, and the _(adjective)_, interdisciplinary nature of the curriculum are all important to me. Also, my high school experience was greatly enriched by the_(adjective)_of the student body, and I am impressed by _(name of same school)_rich history and its current efforts connected to_(noun)_ and _(noun)_. To say the least, I’d be proud to say I attended the first_(adjective)_ college in the country.

I plan to major in _(noun)_ Studies. After my campus tour, I talked to a few students about their most _(adjective)_ class. I learned that students really love the part of the class where they _(verb)_ with the professor. I’m also interested in the Leadership Project. Ever since 3rd grade, when I sold my classmates _(plural noun)_ for _(number)_ dollars each, I’ve had a keen business sense. I want to become a successful businessperson and donate a bunch of _(noun)_ to _(plural noun)_.

Finally, as the rest of my application clearly demonstrates, _(noun)_ is an important part of my life. I’ve been playing the _(instrument)_  since fourth grade, and my friends have told me the music sounds like a _(animal)_ singing. I hope to continue performing and developing my skills throughout college. 

Finally, I’ve heard so much about the dining hall! I know the college makes the best _(adjective)_ stew in the entire state. I’m so excited to get home from a _(adjective)_ day of work and chow down. More than anything, though, I’m proud to say I go to the best college in the entire _(area)_!


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