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Morning Routine

By: Vertically Challenged
Few people know my name, always used to hearing the wreTched…..IPad shudders in electric paper
Day by day I get ignored because I’m different. I use two weeks of battery life, MENS two weeks of battery life. Beat that. Anyway, because I’m obvi awesome and so misunderstood  I have decided to do a day in the life!!
Average day for me :)
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  1. Get woken up by the grey haired 30 year old that “owns me.” I’m not an object!
  2. Be used for the next TWELVE HOURS to do nothing but write COMMENTS FOR THEATER KIDS WHO MAKE BALLS JOKES 24/7
  3. Skincare routine
  4. Crystals
  5. Live, Laugh and Love
  6. Sleep

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